High School Poetry gone wrong

This cross between a song from Pocahontas and Louis Armstrong is pretty inspiring. 


As I look outside I see the breeze. Caress the leaves from the trees. Carry them all around. Gently laid upon the ground I see the birds so high above. Their song sing like the wind. Laid upon their soft sweet wings. As they start their graceful gentle descent. Delivering a message that heaven sent. One thing I know and will hold so dear. When I see them fly I will feel you near.


I just don't think this will work. He see's birds and thinks of me. I see birds and think they're going to poop on me. 

Birthday wish that won't come true

How not to get a reply:

tomorrows my bday u should jump out of my cake for me lol


At least his spelling of tomorrow is correct!

Love is everywhere!

Why do I get the feeling you won't find this guy at your local Macy's?

Hi; Hope you are doing wonderful !! I think it would be very special to meet someone in the grocery store, and, fall in love !! Or, at the mall while shoping.... I question how two people are to fall in live ?? But, I do know that if it is meant to be...it will be !! Alot of faith, and, trust..everything is going as planned !! Perhaps we could chat sometime ?? Take good care !!

A couple, what?!

This almost made me spit out my coffee... 

Wondered if you would ever want to talk a fun and genuine couple that is looking for that goto friend to share nice parts of their life with. If you were just curious to hear us out we hope you might see that there would be something really positive to be able to enjoy most things in life you enjoy with someone you were comfortable with in a very new and different way. Just so you know the photo here is just there for our privacy, but if we found someone serious just to see and get to know us we would be happy to share photos to let them know we are very real and pretty much a nice clean cut couple with so much to offer. Hope to hear back but would understand if you may just have no interest to see. 

Swingers? Mormans? I guess I'll never know. Yikes! 

Adventures on Plenty of Fish

I'm 29, and the only single person I know*.  At this rate if I don't take control of my life, I am in a very real danger of dying alone amongst a menagerie of unicorn figurines, eating lean cuisines with my 15 cats, while wearing a "I'm not fat, I'm fluffy" sweatshirt. As appealing as this might sound, it's not actually part of my bucket list.

Internet dating is getting a better rep now. It is almost becoming a legit type of thing. However, there are oodles of freaks out there. I know, I'm messaged by them. I joined Plentyoffish.com about a month ago. And while there are decent people out there, the freaks make my laugh. Welcome to an examination, and actual messages and descriptions of those who have messaged me. Enjoy!






*My absolutely beautiful 25 year old single friend who is single by choice, certainly can't count.